Two Timing Pig is a song Teddy wrote to make Spencer miserable. The music was played by Skylar ("Teddy's Broken Heart Club Band").
Teddy: I thought he was the ideal catch,
He said we were a perfect match,
I thought we had a love so sweet
'Til I found out he was...
Both: A big ol' cheat!
Teddy: Now excuse me if this sounds like a diss
But that fool don't even know how to kiss!
Skylar: He was datin' her while he was datin' me
Now that big loser is
Both: Hey, everybody! Can you dig?
Spencer Walsh is a two timin' pig!
- The rap's beat is very close to that of the Donkey Kong 64 theme.