Teddy decides to break up with Derek, but he continuously does nice things for her. Meanwhile, Amy becomes Gabe's new hockey coach and hurts herself during a game. Bob must get PJ's job back after giving him advise that got him fired.

Episode Summary

In my dream I was in high school and I had wings, and all the other cheerleaders where jealous, because I kept flying around. Then Lady Gaga came in, threw a shoe at me—

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Gabe enters the kitchen and asks Bob to sign him up for hockey, much to the latter's surprise. He tries to talk Gabe out of it, but fails to do so, for Amy excitedly rushes downstairs with a shampoo-haired Charlie and tells them a story about her hockey carrer. She then explains that she has always hoped that one of their children will strap on the skates and follow her footsteps.

End Credits

PJ and the 3 Kwikki Chikki's were relaxing at the Duncan house, so PJ decided to play Home on the Range, as Amy walks in, still toothless, Bob tells the other Kwikki's to back off and that Amy is his toothless darlin.


  • Home on the Range.


The image gallery for The Break Up.

Running Gags

Good Luck, Charlie

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Charlie's Lines

Charlie: Psycho!
Amy: Yes, Charlie! Mommy is psycho!
PJ: Enjoy your childhood, Charlie, 'cause it's not going to last very long.

Charlie: Cookie?

PJ: PJ wove a cookie.

Memorable Quotes

Bob: Hi, sweetie!

PJ: Hey, Dad.

Bob: Actually, I was... Hey, PJ.
Ivy: [to everybody else about Teddy] Sorry everyone, first breakup. Teddy: Hey, this breakup is not over! I'm calling you later!
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Background Information

  • It is revealed that PJ is the smartest of all the employees at his job.

Production Information

International Premieres

  • January 7, 2012 (Disney Channel Poland)



  • Teddy says she has never broken up with anyone before, but she broke up with Spencer before this.



Guest Stars


"Gabe's 12-½ Birthday".
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"Charlie Shakes It Up!".