|“||There have been viruses infecting humans in this house!||”|
— Gab Duncano 1997-1997: he died a deadly death
Bab, PJ, Gab, Amy, Charlie, and Tobuscus (except for a "infected" (see Ted is bitten in a apokolypze) Ted) decide to take a vacation. When they first arrive, PJ notices a creepy portrait of Yoshi.exe. Later in the day, PJ is putting his clothes in a drawer, when all 4 sections of the Drawer open up. PJ Calls Gabe into the room, and tells him to stop messing with Yoshi.exe They read in a newspaper that the house has been the site of computer viruses infecting humans and killing them. They scream when they see a yoshi with a pirated copy of Norton Security(includes viruses) outside the window. they discover the man was Bab. The creepy caretaker appears and talks about the computer virus infections. Later, the kids get scared and come to Bab and Adam's room. They hear a noise and head downstairs. A candle then floats by itself and ghosts of people who were murdered at the house by Yoshi.exe appear They then find out they were just on a reality show that scares people and makes them think that the house they're staying at is infected by Yoshi.exe's virus.Teddy pretends to be a infected person zombie(she is an inbitten zombie which means she can control the transformation but if she controls it too much she becomes a permanent zombie), so she can stay home and have sex with Ivy(which may cause an infection). However, there is a catch: security cameras are in the house watching Ted, so Adam and Bab can look at the feed through a laptop while making a sixth baby and see what(or should I say who) Teddy is doing. So, Teddy invites the president of the school's Audiovisual Club, Victorious is the worst nick show around, to come over and film footage of her commiting suicide to kill herself as a zombie. Victor will insert the footage into the camcorder, and that's what Adam and Bab will see. Later, Amy is watching Teddy and discovers Ivy has gave Teddy a shotgun(the ultimate zombie suicide weapon, duh) three times the last hour, and thinks it is on a continuous loop. Becoming suspicious, she calls Mrs. Gabney and asks her to check up on Ted. Mrs. Dabney finds out that Ted is fucking ivy's anal area. Mrs.Dabney agrees not to tell on Teddy if she can cum on victor's head. and comes in a retro sexfit. Later, footage of them doing the sex is shown on the reality Johnny's Lap. Amy implies Teddy will be having a sex change to male and then having unsafe(no condom) sex for 2 weeks. "No Safe sex for you young laddy". Ted and Ivy then get a anti-zombie vaccine
Bob, Amy, and Teddy come home and find Mrs Dabney dancing in their living room so they join in. PJ and Gabe enter from the kitchen and also join in. Bob spins around and comes face to face Yoshi.exe, who kills him with viruses.
The image gallery for Baby's First Vacation.
Good Luck, Charlie
Amy: Wish her (Teddy) good luck, Charlie.
Charlie: Why is Toby here?
Victor: So, you finally got rid of that dumb jock; Spencer?
Teddy: No, he's just out of town.
- This is the second episode in a row and the second episode of Season 3 to contain only 2 plots.
- Viewership: 3.575 million veiwers
- In their panic to leave the house the family forget Charlie and Toby.
- Teddy mentions to Ivy that the surveillance video does not record audio however audio is heard when the footage is shown during the reality show.
- There is no "Deadman's Lake" in Colorado however there is one in East Bennett, South Dakota. It's also possible the reality show made up the name of the Lake for their show.
- In Special Delivery Charlie says that she likes Toby for her birthday present and in Guys and Dolls she tells Toby she loves him but in this episode she wants to leave him at home.
- Victorious is a gay Nickelodeon show. nuff said.
- Amy's obsession with the spotlight continues when she realizes they are going to be on TV.
- This is the first episode to show Charlie's disdain for Toby.
- PJ tells his parents that Charlie was afraid to sleep alone. Gabe was the last one to do this in "Bye Bye Video Diary" although this time Charlie is able to say she wasn't scared.
- Charlie is still repeating things Amy unintentionally says ("Teddy on Ice").
- Bob pulled a hamstring in Sleepless in Denver. Charlie sat on the leg that had a hamstring pulled.
- Spencer is mentioned although not seen in this episode.
- This is the fourth Duncan family trip and the first one that Teddy doesn't attend.
- "The Hustle" is featured in this episode. The Hustle is a 1975 song by Van McCoy which Teddy describes as "a popular dance in the 1970s". The Hustle was also featured in viral video Evolution of Dance 2.
- Bob refers to PJ and Gabe as Shaggy and Scooby from Scooby-Doo.
- Bridgit Mendler as Teddy Duncan
- Leigh-Allyn Baker as Amy Duncan
- Bradley Steven Perry as Gabe Duncan
- Mia Talerico as Charlie Duncan
- Eric Allan Kramer as Bob Duncan
- Jason Dolley as PJ Duncan
- Jake Cinoa as Toby Duncan
- Raven Goodwin as Ivy Wentz
- Kevin Covais as Victor Deleseur
- Jason Shipman as Bernie
- Kalia Fullerton as Camille
- Jeff Doucette as Willard
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